(March Madness or Work Insanity. March was a wash due to a heavy workload. Or was it writer's block? Catching up now.)
With the bleak economy on the front page, "Doctor" Bernanke has his work 'cut out for him.'
His brows furrowed, his mind sharp for action
A troubled outlook, he readies for a contraction.
"Should I utter the "R" word,
While falling on my sword?
And move quickly for a chop-chop C-section."